Observations from my first Singaporean week

1. I look morbidly obese on the MRT CCTV cameras. Here's hoping I don't hit on any attractive MRT personnel people during my stint here. My self esteem might not survive the damage.

2.Singapore has a teeny tiny airspace. This means the air force has to train in civilian air space. My inner child is very thrilled by the many many fighter jet fly-by's.

3. Locals walk everywhere at hyper warp unicorn speed. Yes hyper warp unicorn speed is a technical term.

4.Many locals wont give an Asian the time of day without flashing him a massive stink eye, but will suck white guy ass for peanuts. Lovely.

5. While riding in the MRT stand in the centre aisle with your eyes closed. The combined sensory stimuli of the wind rushing over you and speedy forward movement is truly exhilarating.

So far so good. So far so good.